Nea knew she was a bad girl . . . But not THAT bad. Just because she had went and gotten a “tramp stamp” tattoo without her parents’ permission they were making her stay home on a Friday night to tidy up the house. Not only wasn’t it fair, it was downright fucked up . . . And if they wanted fucked up then Nea was gonna give it right back to them. Since she continuously horny it didn’t take long for her to come up with her plan . . .

As soon as her parents left for a dinner date, Nea stripped down to her bare ass and proceeded to masturbate in each and every room in the house, starting and ending with the kitchen. After two hours straight of going at it solo Nea was exhausted. But her plan had worked perfectly with the entire place reeking the sweet, hot nectar of her pussy juice.

However the best part was when her parents returned home. As soon as they stepped through the door her essence overwhelmed them. But being the suburban prudes they were, her parents didn’t say a word to her, faces now flushed with embarrassment. No more than five minutes later they disappeared into their upstairs bedroom, locking the door.

A triumphant Nea slouched on the couch, turning up the TV so she wouldn’t overhear their gross moaning. Her marathon masturbation session had made the fresh tattoo — A “Hello Kitty” — above her clit kind of sore. Hopefully they would never discover this one because then they’d really hit the fucking ceiling . . . But then Nea would just have to find another creative way of giving it right back to them.

It was almost the end of the summer school semester and Kayla knew Russell had no chance of earning enough credits to graduate. She had done her best to help the troubled student by staying after class with him. However the only geometry Russell seemed on figuring out was figuring out the best angles to look up her miniskirt or down her blouse. Kayla had to admit it did turn her on knowing she was considered the hottest piece of ass at Blake High School . . . And that even included all the tight-bodied, half-naked Britney wannabes wandering the halls. But Kayla would never cross the line with one of her male students . . .

. . . That was until she discovered her husband Jerry happened to be fucking one of those previously mentioned little sluts. Kayla knew he would be furious upon learning she was getting cocked by a strapping young lad. So the very next day she once again kept Russell after class and without a word stripped out of her clothing. Kayla smiled as she eyed the instant bulge filling his pants, knowing that Russell had a lot more than just an apple for this teacher.

Desperate times call for desperate measures. And these were definitely some desperate times for Gwen. She had decided to take matters into her own hands . . . Actually more like she was tired of using her own hands. Gwen needed COCK. RIGHT GODDAMN NOW.

Gwen couldn’t figure out why she was having such a long sexual dry spell — Over a month! — since she knew she was a cute girl with a sweet, petite body and above average fucking skills. It had only been a week in before she got tired of her toys and hands completing the task. After that she found herself shoving pretty much anything phallic shaped up her throbbing quiff. But now enough was enough and Gwen was on a man-meat safari would settle for nothing less . . . That is how she ended at the one place where she knew furiously horny men frequented — A porn shop.

She walked through the aisles while the other patrons (all male) subtly leered at her from behind their porn mags. And then Gwen saw “Jack” . . . At least that’s what she named him since he had whipped out his dick and was openly beating off to her. Gwen stared back mesmerized, feeling her panties go sopping wet beneath her mini-skirt. Even though this guy had to be a real degenerate, Gwen couldn’t help herself from stalking up to him . . . Pushing him to the ground . . . And mounting “Jack” with her ravenous pussy lips engulfing his tube steak whole. She fucked him ruthlessly while every one else (even the store clerk) began stroking off to this real-life porno scenario.

Without another word, a satisfied Gwen got up and left the store. She walked over the trail of spent male bodies slumped in the aisles, drenched in their own semen. A few even used their waning energy to give her a round of applause. And all Gwen could think to herself as she was driving home was “I wonder if they might be hiring”.

Well, we’re in the middle of the dog days of summer. And needless to say its been fucking hot . . . Correction, MOTHERfucking hot. Its the best time to crack open a nice cold one and swig that sucker down in one, fell swoop. Know what its also the best time for? Its the best time for some nice, dirty outdoor boning. (And if you do decide to do it, please be considerate enough to have a female partner; preferably a white-hot looking porn star).

So put these two together and you get you daily clip above. It features cutie-pie teen Haley getting a mish-position dick slamming from an Eminem wannabe. With her perfect, natural titties rhythmically bouncing around, she moans with genuine pleasure . . . Until she erupts with a burst of pussy juice to cool him off from the Valley afternoon heat. That is what I call being considerate!

Now if you only had a girl who could squirt been upon orgasm . . . In other words, the perfect woman.

While I’m not the hugest amateur sex fan — I like my girls a little more polished — every once in awhile you come across a clip that blows your more staged porn out of the water. Its usually some form of personal intimacy, like a loving between lovers or a stupid nickname for the guy’s cock, that underlines the fact that you’re watching real people having sex here. It gives you almost as cheap a voyeuristic thrill as if you were peeping through their bedroom window.

In the case of the clip above, you do have shared intimacy of cutie Dani and boyfriend Darren . . . But more importantly you have him fucking the living daylights out of this little girl. As he pummels her flat doggie-style on the bed, she has such an overwhelmed reaction that you’d think Darren was scrambling her ovaries in the process. All it takes is Dani’s flushed, orgasmic facial expression to realize this isn’t better than an AVN-award winning performance from your favorite porn starlet . . . This is better. This is REAL.

My porn appreciation goes back a very long way — The 80s, as a matter of fact. One of the biggest stars of that era was the beautiful brunette Christie Canyon who had a ginormous pair of natural jugs second to none. Back in the day she was such a fave of yours truly that I wore through more than one videocassette (Remember those?) of her movies. So with that in mind I thought I’d share the experience of Christie taking cock . . . Double cock as a matter of fact. Sorry I’m unable to do anything about the ridiculous haircuts on the studs in the scene but like I mentioned it was the 80s; yet somehow I think you’ll still find something to enjoy in the “blast” from the past.

Wondering what’s the latest exercise fad with Soccer Moms out in good ole suburbia? Its not Pilates . . . Or yoga . . . Or even pole dancing aerobics . . . Based on the clip above it looks the new way to make a MILF sweat is gathering a few friends together, hand out the dildos and then proceed to fuck yourself silly. The lovely ladies in the clip above are definitely giving their pussy muscles a serious workout. By their simultaneous moans and wails it also appears that they’re starting to feel the burn too. In other words these housewives are really desperate . . . To cum!

Now that Nia has finally turned 18 years old, she can live out her life’s dream . . . To become a stripper. It all started when Nia was younger and watched the movie SHOWGIRLS at her friend Paula’s house while her parents were away. She loved how the dancers in the movie got to wear super sexy clothes. But even more so was all the attention they got from guys (and even some girls too!) Before the movie was even over Nia imagined herself up onstage.

So now here she was practicing on her dancing before she started hitting the local gentlemen’s clubs for a job. The only problem was the more she did it, the more Nia turned herself on. Her hands acted as if they had all mind all there own, caressing her smooth curves, pinching her rock hard nipples and even rubbing her throbbing pussy through her shorts. Nia had already fingerbanged herself five times today and knew she could keep going all night . . . Oh well, Nia thought, what was wrong with mixing some business and pleasure?

Now that Nia is living out her pipe dream, feel free to do the same, viewers . . . Since, after seeing this clip, all of you are gonna be dreaming about laying pipe to the adorable Nia.

I’ve always considered myself to be an equal opportunity pussy hound. The girl can be white, brown, black or even greenish-blue (as long as she’s not a corpse), all I’m interested in is that moist, pink center. But even with that sort of mentality I’ve never really thought about boning Indian women, mainly because I’ve never really come across any of them. But after seeing this clip I realize that I have truly been missing out on some seriously hot twat (who like to Latinas appear to be just as spicy as their foods).

In the clip a sexy Indian woman with some awesome, natural tits performs some cocksucking on one guy while another guy fingers her snatch, causing her to shapely body to squirm around like a Bollywood dancer on speed. You just know from this reaction, as well as her aggressive blow job technique, that this bitch is craving some fuck time so hardcore that she’ll lose one of her lives in the process.

So enjoy the clip while I mosey on down to the nearest Indian restaurant to see what I can burn my tongue on . . .

With the summer Olympics we thought it was time to offer up a little sports Adult Video Blog style. And with that you get to watch a quartet of nude cuties and beauties (in all colors and shapes) playing to win a game of volleyball, despite their massive jugs occasionally getting in the way. One competitive blonde even does an impressive reverse tumble just to make the shot, not even remotely concerned about ending up with a sandy cooch. I myself have never been especially interested in sports (except of course for the cheerleader cam). But they ever start getting played this way I’ll be watching ESPN 24/7 . . . Of course it’ll be with lube in one hand and my cock in the other.

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